At four in the morning, your eyes filled with sand, your back irreparable broken, and a small but ambitious gad of riveters busily at work inside your head, you set the last peice tremblingly in place, stare with heartfelt loating at the nondescript herd of brown and white cows meandering dully across 8 1/2 by [...]
What’s in a word?
Mark Twain once said, “The difference between the right word and the
wrong word is like the difference between lightning and the lightning
bug.”
Here are examples of what he was talking about:
Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR [...]